Reasons to date me:
- Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous.
- Nobody will try to take me from you.
- I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win.
- You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness
- If you happen to live on the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow.
- I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.
(Source: , via yataoi)
oh please oh please!!
This needs to be a thing…
I gotta get Pokemon in on this somehow too!
(Source: loligang / radstunts)